A man and a baseball bat?

A man was at a park. a dinosaur came into the park and said i will eat u if you dont hit my ball..so he threw the ball and the man missed..he dropped the bat and took off running..while he was running he pee'd on himself and the dragon yelled oh i will eat you now. so the man took his belt off then stopped in the middle of the road and said. "you have been a bad dragon"..the dragon was scared of belts and he said oh no " please dont whoop me" so now the man was chasing the dinosaur. and while the dinosaur was running he pee"d on himself. A woman walks out onto the middle of the street and see's a huge a** dragon and a man pissin on himself. Who do you think will pee on their self next?!