Contest: Is your office roomate more annoying than mine?

My mom has told me about someone she works with. He is apparently very annoying and doesn't get work done, but I don't have many details about that. The details I get are about the nastiest things you could imagine. When he talks to someone, whether in a meeting or face to face, he pops his pimples. And that's not it - he eats it. Yes, he is pretty much eating his own face. He has also been known to pick his nose and eat it. And he has a family. A wife and two daughters, I think one of them the same age as me (15). If my dad acted like that at home, I would at the least stop him. Ugh it makes me gag just thinking about it.